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Thursday 28 August, 2008
 16:26 | 28/Feb/2008 |  2 Comment(s)
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Joke from hell





Received  in bulk mail , nice joke.

 

 

 

Indian
Hell
 

 

 


A man dies and goes to hell.


 


There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country.


 


He goes to the German hell and
asks, "What do they do here?"


 


He told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on.


He checks out the USA hell as well
as the Russian hell and many more.


 


He discovers that they are all
more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian
hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.


 


Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day."


 


"But that is exactly the same as
all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get
in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not
work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen
!!!

*******



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