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The battle with Air Force
These are the air squadron of my arch enemies. They have millions of battle planes ranging from small ones to big ones in wild.My war started when as a kid these air force squadrons raided my home and made an unwarranted attack on me. Their infantry used to attck over ground where as the airships from air.
Together they could relieve a small child like me by 10-20 ml of my hard grown blood, and giving me big red itchy bumps in return, of course not to mention the loss of my much required nighttime rest.
These my friends are the worst hated enemies in entire India, the bed bugs and mosquitoes. I consider them as minor incarnations of count Dracula. The more you kill the more appear from nowhere.
I vowed revenge, but alas kept on fighting a losing war with many lost bloody battles. The so called weapons available in shops were totally ineffective against these blood sucking raiders.
Over a period of time we managed to demolish the enemy infantry divisions, but the air supremacy of enemy kept on growing. Now they attack my kids as they did to me in my young age.
Finally a couple of months back I found the most effective Weapon of Mass Destruction invented by some great genius of brain in hope of big profits.
These are rechargable electric rackets which you can swirl in a big hanging ball of mosquitoes and it just zaps them "dead".
My joy knew no bounds, the day I got this WMD I started using it effectively against all these air raiders. And the scenario changes instantly. Till date I have almost 30-40 successful battles to my credit, each one sometimes resulting in the destruction of 100-150 of these fighter blood suckers.
When I hold this racket I feel invincible like the Terminator and Iove to see those mosquitoes getting zapped.For so many years they have sucked our blood and multiplied in a geometric progression, now is the pay back time.
Every time I hold my fully loaded WMD in hand and start for battle I feel like shouting "Aakraman, here comes the Mosquito Terminator".
Happy happy we shall be when we kill our mosquities.
Saala ek macchar aadmi ko Terminator bana deta hai.
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