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An email reply to money mail spammers
Friends, Finally the money mail spammers managed to blew of my cool. These guys claim to be from some remote African bank and want to donate me huge sums of money.
Here is one response I sent to such spammer.
Dear Mr. Bama,
I dont know you so how can I be your friend. If you are the director of a bank them Iam the film director of a bank in Doka fodu, Faltoo, Paisa.
I dont trust you so Iam betraying your trust ?
Now do me a favor and stop sending such crap mails to unsuspecting users or I will tell a few of my banks collection agencies to collect our normal sir charge fees from you.
Trust me if we collect our fees you will have no brains to think further such devious schemes. Please send me your full name and phone number and correct address so that you can meet our dearest collection agents.
Dr. Ghoosproof Rama Doka Fodu, Faltoo Paisa, Manager Drill and Fakechange Dept. Crap Destruction Bank(CDB) Gudugudu, Budubudu
-----------this is the original spam mail
From the Desk of Dr. Yousuf Bama Manager Bill and Exchange Dept African Development Bank (ADB) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise. I am the bill and Exchange manager in African Development Bank .I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to Repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $15.6 million Immediately to your account. The money has been dormant for years in our Bank here without any body coming for it. I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer(the owner Of the account) who died a long with his supposed next of kin in an air Crash since July 2000. I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund.
So this is the reason why i contacted you, so that the bank can release the money to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.
Please i will like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full details on how the Business will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the Above mentioned sum. Acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following:
1. Your Full Names and Address. 2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers
Dr. Yousuf Bama African Development Bank, Burkina Faso West Africa.
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